Television movies for the week of Nov. 7

Television movies for the week of Nov. 7MOVIE RATINGS = Poor = Fair = Good = Excellent G = General audiences PG = Parental Guidance PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens R = Restricted audience CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired ALPHABETICAL LISTINGA? The Abyss '89. Ed Harris. Oil-platform workers, including an estranged couple, and a Navy SEAL make a startling deep-sea discovery. (PG-13) (4:00) AMC: Sun. 6 P.M., 2 A.M.? According to Greta '09. Hilary Duff. A rebellious and suicidal teen gets sent for the summer to her grandparents, where her life takes an unexpected turn. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 1:25 P.M.? Ace Ventura: Pet Detective '94. Jim Carrey. A bungling gumshoe uncovers more than just a simple kidnapping when he searches for the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 7:35 A.M. (CC)? Action in the North Atlantic '43. Humphrey Bogart. The captain, mates and crew of a Liberty Ship dodge U-boats, dive bombers and foul weather to reach port. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)? Adam '09. Hugh Dancy. A tentative romance begins between a young man with Asperger syndrome and a new neighbor, whose parents are apprehensive about the relationship. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:30 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)? The Addams Family '91. Anjelica Huston. Gomez, Morticia and their ghoulish household are prey to a scam involving long-lost Uncle Fester. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)? The Adventures of Robin Hood '38. Errol Flynn. The outlaw pits his Merry Men against the evil Prince John. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)? Against the Current '09. Joseph Fiennes. A man tries to overcome his tragic past by swimming the 150-mile expanse of the lower Hudson River. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:15 P.M.? Airplane! '80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 1:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)? Airplane II: The Sequel '82. Robert Hays. The first commercial space shuttle has loony Ted and his former girlfriend bound for the moon. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)? Ali '01. Will Smith. Muhammad Ali battles Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier and George Foreman and raises controversy outside the ring. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 11:50 P.M. (CC)? Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy '09. Jenae Alt. A general and a renegade agent combat an invasion of sex-starved aliens. (1:30) MAX: Fri. 12:20 A.M. (CC)? Aliens in the Attic '09. Carter Jenkins. Vacationing youths battle an invading force of tiny aliens bent on conquering Earth, while the kids' parents remain unaware of what is happening. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 7:30 A.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)? All Roads Lead Home '08. Peter Coyote. A young girl struggling with the death of her mother finds love with a small puppy named Atticus. (PG) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 6:40 A.M. (CC)? Along Came a Spider '01. Morgan Freeman. A detective and a Secret Service agent investigate the abduction of a senator's daughter from a school. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 12:30 P.M.? Amelia '09. Hilary Swank. In the summer of 1937, famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart journeys into history in her attempt to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe. (PG) (1:55) HBO: Sun. 1 A.M., Tue. 11 A.M., Thu. midnight (CC)? American Gangster '07. Denzel Washington. A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity and strict business codes to dominate organized crime, while a veteran cop searches for a way to bring him down. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)? An American Haunting '05. Donald Sutherland. Strange and terrifying events plague a family in 1817 Tennessee after a fellow citizen places a curse on the father. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 2 A.M.? American Pie 2 '01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 11:35 P.M., Sat. 2:50 P.M. (CC)? American Wedding '03. Jason Biggs. A young couple prepares to marry, while an obnoxious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 2:55 A.M. (CC)? Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy '04. Will Ferrell. A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism. (NR) (1:50) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)? Army of Darkness '92. Bruce Campbell. Because of a time warp, a supermarket worker finds himself fighting in medieval England with a chainsaw and a '73 Oldsmobile. (R) (1:20) MAX: Fri. 1:45 P.M. (CC)? Around the World in 80 Days '56. David Niven. Victorian Phileas Fogg bets members of his London club that he and his valet, Passepartout, can circle the globe in 80 days. (G) (3:15) TCM: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)? Assassination Tango '02. Robert Duvall. While on assignment in Argentina, an aging hit man begins a tentative romance with a charismatic dancer. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 10 A.M.? The Associate '96. Whoopi Goldberg. A Wall Street whiz invents a male partner to attract clients for her fledgling investment business. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)? Astro Boy '09. Voices of Freddie Highmore. Animated. Learning that his friends and family are in danger, a robotic child marshals his incredible powers and returns home to Metro City. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 7:20 P.M., 5:55 A.M.? Avalon High '10. Britt Robertson. A high-school student believes that her new classmates are reincarnations of King Arthur and members of his court. (NR) (1:45) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)? Avatar '09. Sam Worthington. On an alien planet, a former Marine falls in love with a blue-skinned warrior and sides with her people against humankind's encroachment on their world. (PG-13) (3:00) HBO: Sun. 6 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)B? B-Girl '09. Julie Urich. A young woman overcomes obstacles to compete in underground break-dancing. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sat. 8:25 A.M.? Baby Boom '87. Diane Keaton. A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. (PG) (2:00) WE: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)? Baby for Sale '04. Dana Delany. A couple becomes involved in a dangerous sting operation to stop a Hungarian lawyer who auctions babies to the highest bidder. (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)? Baby Mama '08. Tina Fey. A battle of wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 7 P.M.? Back to School '86. Rodney Dangerfield. An earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's college. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Wed. 1 P.M.? Back to the Future '85. Michael J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot's DeLorean time machine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? Back to the Future Part II '89. Michael J. Fox. A young man and his inventor friend must take a DeLorean time machine to 2015. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)? Back to the Future Part III '90. Michael J. Fox. A young man takes a DeLorean time machine to the Old West, where his inventor friend is courting a schoolmarm. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? Bad Company '02. Anthony Hopkins. A veteran CIA agent transforms a street-wise punk into a spy in order to replace his murdered twin. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 11:05 A.M., 9:02 P.M.? Bait Shop '08. Bill Engvall. The owner of a small-town bait shop competes in a fishing tournament for the prize money to save his business. (PG) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)? Bandslam '09. Aly Michalka. A gifted singer-songwriter hires a new guy in town to help her fledgling rock band win an upcoming contest. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)? Barb Wire '96. Pamela Anderson Lee. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could restore her brother's sight and save millions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 3:10 P.M. (CC)? The Barefoot Contessa '54. Humphrey Bogart. Funereal flashbacks recall a Hollywood star's rise to fame. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)? Beauty Shop '05. Queen Latifah. A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)? Before and After '96. Meryl Streep. A Massachusetts man destroys evidence after his teen son is arrested for a girlfriend's murder. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 6:45 A.M., 5:30 P.M.? Before I Self Destruct '09. 50 Cent. When his mother is gunned down, a man turns to a life of crime to support his younger brother. (R) (1:20) TMC: Thu. 11:15 P.M. (CC)? Behind Enemy Lines '01. Owen Wilson. A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)? Belly '98. Nas. Two young friends involved in organized crime and drug dealing find that their priorities differ. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 5:30 P.M.? Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club '08. The Game. An ex-convict falls for a policewoman while trying to readjust to life. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 A.M.? Bend of the River '52. James Stewart. A former outlaw leads settlers through the wilds of Oregon. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)? Best Foot Forward '43. Lucille Ball. A Hollywood star agrees, as a publicity gimmick, to be queen of a military-school prom. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)? The Best Years of Our Lives '46. Fredric March. A disabled serviceman and two other veterans have difficulty adjusting to civilian life after World War II. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)? Beverly Hills Cop '84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)? Beverly Hills Cop II '87. Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman's so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 11:50 P.M. (CC)? Beverly Hills Cop III '94. Eddie Murphy. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 1:20 A.M. (CC)? Beyond the Valley of the Dolls '70. Dolly Read. Three college singers join a Hollywood scene of debauchery, drugs and rock 'n' roll. (NC-17) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)? Bhowani Junction '56. Ava Gardner. A British colonel falls in love with an Anglo-Indian woman in World War II India. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 12:15 A.M. (CC)? Bickford Schmeckler's Cool Ideas '06. Patrick Fugit. A socially inept but brilliant collegian races to retrieve a notebook containing his personal theories and intellectual revelations. (R) (1:20) TMC: Thu. 3:40 A.M.? Big '88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)? Big Fan '09. Patton Oswalt. A football fan meets his idol in a New York strip club, where his rabid devotion is put to the test and events take a suddenly violent turn. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)? Billy Madison '95. Adam Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? The Birdcage '96. Robin Williams. In Miami Beach a gay couple pretend to be man and wife when a son's future father-in-law and family visit. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? The Birth of a Nation '15. Lillian Gish. Silent. Events leading up to and following the Civil War are dramatized in this classic silent film by D.W. Griffith. (NR) (3:15) TCM: Mon. midnight.? Bitten '07. Jason Mewes. A man meets a seductive woman who is a vampire from the 1800s. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)? Black and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop '05. Exploring allegations that the NYPD maintains a secret unit that targets rap artists. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)? Black Dynamite '09. Michael Jai White. After kills his brother and poisons the neighborhood with tainted liquor, a kung fu fighter wages a war that takes him all the way to Nixon's White House. (R) (1:25) STZ: Sun. 2:50 A.M.? Black Hawk Down '01. Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (2:25) STZ: Sun. 12:25 A.M., Mon. 10:50 A.M., 6:35 P.M.? Black Rain '89. Michael Douglas. Two New York police detectives take an underworld upstart back to Osaka, Japan. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sat. 7:45 P.M. (CC)? Black Sunday '77. Robert Shaw. A terrorist lures a blimp pilot into a plot to spray the Super Bowl with darts. (R) (2:30) MAX: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)? Blame It on the Bellboy '92. Dudley Moore. Hotel guests are embroiled in a series of misadventures. (PG-13) (1:20) TMC: Thu. 8:40 A.M.? The Blob '58. Steve McQueen. Formless red slime lands in Pennsylvania and engulfs people; teens try to warn scoffing adults. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 3 P.M.? Blonde Fever '44. Mary Astor. A conniving young waitress catches the eye and heart of a married restaurateur. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 1:15 P.M.? The Blot '21. Philip Hubbard. A college professor struggles to provide for his family while his neighbor, a cobbler, lives in the lap of luxury. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 4:45 A.M.? Blow '01. Johnny Depp. In the 1970s a man works with Colombian smugglers to establish the cocaine business in the United States. (R) (2:15) STZ: Thu. 4:45 P.M., 12:40 A.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M.? Blue Collar '78. Richard Pryor. Three autoworkers crack their union local's safe and find shocking proof of corruption. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sat. 4:05 A.M. (CC)? Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road '06. Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines. (NR) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie '03. Jeff Foxworthy. Filmmaker C.B. Harding captures stand-up performances by Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)? Body of Evidence '92. Madonna. A lawyer defends a gold digger for murder by sex, a charge whose validity he soon sees for himself. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)? Bolt '08. Voices of John Travolta. Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co-star. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 8:30 A.M., 6:20 P.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)? The Bone Collector '99. Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detective and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)? Boogie Woogie '09. Gillian Anderson. A tycoon's crafty wife plays rival bidders against each other as a shady art dealer tries to obtain a valuable painting. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 3:35 A.M.? Bottle Shock '08. Alan Rickman. In 1976 the owner of a struggling Parisian wine shop decides to hold a taste contest between French and California wines. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 10:20 A.M.? The Bourne Ultimatum '07. Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sat. 1 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)? The Box '09. Cameron Diaz. A husband and wife receive a simple wooden box which will grant them $1 million, but simultaneously, it will cause the death of someone elsewhere in the world. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? The Break-Up '06. Vince Vaughn. Former lovers live together as hostile roommates when both refuse to move out of their shared condominium. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M., Fri. 8 A.M.? Break-Up Artist '09. Ryan Kennedy. Competition forces a woman who destroys relationships to become a matchmaker. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 9:40 A.M. (CC)? Bride Wars '09. Kate Hudson. After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends declare all-out war on each other. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)? Bridget Jones's Diary '01. Ren??e Zellweger. An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (R) (2:00) E!: Sat. 8 P.M.? The Broken '08. Lena Headey. Gina follows someone impersonating her and discovers her friends and family are involved. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.? Broken Bridges '06. Toby Keith. A fallen country singer reunites with his true love and meets his teenage daughter for the first time. (PG-13) (2:20) CMT: Sat. 4 P.M., 12:15 A.M.? The Brothers Bloom '08. Rachel Weisz. A swindler falls in love with the eccentric heiress he and his brother have chosen as their final mark before quitting con games. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)? Buffy the Vampire Slayer '92. Kristy Swanson. Valley girl Buffy departs from cheerleading to train with her recruiter for a vampire invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 9:35 P.M. (CC)? By the People: The Election of Barack Obama '09. Illinois Senator Barack Obama campaigns to become the first black president of the United States. (NR) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)C? Caddyshack '80. Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (2:15) CMT: Sat. 10 P.M.? Cadillac Records '08. Adrien Brody. In 1950s Chicago, Leonard Chess starts his own recording company and launches the careers of Etta James, Muddy Waters and others. (R) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 5 P.M., 12:35 A.M.? The Cake Eaters '07. Elizabeth Ashley. Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 4:45 A.M., Fri. 7:30 A.M.? Capitalism: A Love Story '09. Filmmaker Michael Moore explores the global economic meltdown and the bailout of private financial institutions funded by massive amounts of U.S. taxpayer money. (R) (2:15) STZ: Thu. 2:50 A.M.? Casanova Brown '44. Gary Cooper. A shy teacher kidnaps his out-of-wedlock baby and raises her in a hotel room with a maid's help. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 5:15 A.M.? Casino '95. Robert De Niro. A New York bookie and his pal turn a Las Vegas casino into an empire, then one's money-hungry wife helps bring it down. (R) (3:00) ENC: Thu. 11:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)? Catch That Kid '04. Kristen Stewart. With help from her two friends, an adventurous 12-year-old plots to rob a bank to pay for her father's surgery. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 8:50 A.M. (CC)? Cats & Dogs '01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)? Chaos Factor '00. Antonio Sabato Jr. An Army intelligence agent exposes a captain's military atrocity, committed 30 years earlier in Cambodia. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? Cheaper by the Dozen 2 '05. Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.? The Cheetah Girls '03. Raven. Four teens aim to take the world by storm with their music. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)? The Cheetah Girls 2 '06. Raven. A teenage vocal group attends a music festival in Spain. (NR) (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)? The Cincinnati Kid '65. Steve McQueen. An upstart card shark has a marathon game with the king of stud poker in 1930s New Orleans. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)? The Circuit 2 '02. Olivier Gruner. A man goes under cover in a prison where inmates fight to the death. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)? Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant '09. John C. Reilly. After a sideshow vampire turns a teenager into one of the undead, the kid becomes a pawn between warring supernatural factions. (PG-13) (1:50) HBO: Wed. 2:40 A.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? City of Industry '97. Harvey Keitel. A retired thief joins his brother and two accomplices in Los Angeles for a final heist. (R) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 8:20 A.M. (CC)? The City of Your Final Destination '07. Omar Metwally. An academic goes to Uruguay to persuade the heirs of a deceased author to grant him permission to write the man's biography. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 9 A.M.? Cliffhanger '93. Sylvester Stallone. Villains force two Colorado climbers to find three suitcases containing $100 million lost in the Rockies. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Sat. 6 P.M.? Clipped Wings '53. The Bowery Boys. The Boys accidentally get themselves recruited into the military and find they've ended up in the female barracks. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.? Coast to Coast '80. Dyan Cannon. A runaway housewife and a scrappy trucker hauling cattle coast to coast become the quarry in a wild cross-country chase. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 8:35 A.M.? Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin' With the Godmother '08. Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 1 A.M., Sat. 2:05 A.M. (CC)? Cocktail '88. Tom Cruise. The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and falls for a nice girl. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)? Collateral '04. Tom Cruise. A contract killer hijacks a cab and forces the driver to transport him to his assigned jobs in Los Angeles. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. noon (CC)? Collateral Damage '02. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Los Angeles firefighter travels to Colombia to find the terrorist who killed his wife and son. (R) (1:50) HBO: Fri. 12:50 A.M. (CC)? College '08. Drake Bell. Three high-school seniors spend a wild weekend with members of Fairmont University's rowdiest fraternity. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 11:45 P.M. (CC)? College Road Trip '08. Martin Lawrence. A cop accompanies his daughter on a trip to visit the colleges to which she is applying. (G) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 9:35 A.M. (CC)? Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)? Confessions of a Shopaholic '09. Isla Fisher. A compulsive shopper who is drowning in debt lands a job as an advice columnist for a financial magazine. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 5 A.M., Wed. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)? The Conquerors '32. Richard Dix. In 1870s Nebraska, newlywed pioneers build a banking empire that weathers three generations of financial ups and downs. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 10:30 A.M.? Constantine '05. Keanu Reeves. A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 11:30 P.M. (CC)? Contract Killers '08. Frida Farrell. Framed for murder, a beautiful assassin goes on the run to prove her innocence. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 3:30 A.M.? Coraline '09. Voices of Dakota Fanning. Animated. A girl finds a secret door in her new home and walks into an alternate reality that closely mirrors her own but, in many ways, is better. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 6 A.M.? The Count of Monte Cristo '02. Jim Caviezel. A French sailor, framed and sent to an island prison, escapes and seeks revenge on those who betrayed him. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Fri. 6:40 P.M., Sat. 1:25 P.M.? The Coward '15. Frank Keenan. Silent. A retired Virginia colonel forces his fearful son to fight for the Confederacy in the Civil War. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 12:30 A.M.? Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Sun. 2 P.M.? Cracked Nuts '31. Bert Wheeler. Two Americans are involved in a mythical kingdom's politics. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 8 A.M.? Crack-Up '46. Pat O'Brien. A New York art-forgery expert becomes the dazed victim of a plot to drive him out of his mind. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 10:45 A.M. (CC)? The Crazies '10. Timothy Olyphant. A lawman and his wife and two companions fight to make it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. (R) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 1:05 P.M., 9 P.M., 5:05 A.M.? Cruel Intentions II '00. Robin Dunne. An unscrupulous teenager throws herself at her equally wicked stepbrother as he tries to settle down with a headmaster's daughter. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 9:20 A.M. (CC)? Cujo '83. Dee Wallace. Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman and her young son in their Ford Pinto. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 6 P.M., 4 A.M.? Cyclops '08. Eric Roberts. A corrupt emperor forces a soldier to fight a single-eyed giant in a gladiatorial arena. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)D? Daddy Day Camp '07. Cuba Gooding Jr. Chaos reigns when two clueless fathers take charge of a dilapidated summer camp and its ill-behaved attendees. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 3 P.M.? Daddy's Little Girls '07. Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daughters. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)? Dadnapped '09. Emily Osment. A girl springs into action when fans kidnap her father, a famous author. (NR) (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M.? Dan in Real Life '07. Steve Carell. A widower advice-columnist faces a personal and professional challenge when he falls in love with his brother's girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10:15 A.M.? Dangerous Child '01. Delta Burke. A woman tries to protect her abusive son until authorities suspect her of child battery. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)? A Dangerous Profession '49. George Raft. A bondsman bails out his ex-girlfriend's embezzler husband, who then gets himself killed. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 2:15 P.M.? Danika '06. Marisa Tomei. The hallucinations of a woman lead to her preoccupation with the safety of her children. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5:30 A.M.? The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady '50. June Haver. An Irish horsecar driver's daughter meets New York showman Tony Pastor and goes into vaudeville. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 9:45 P.M.? The Day the Earth Stood Still '08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 9:30 A.M., Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)? Death Becomes Her '92. Meryl Streep. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)? Death Wish '74. Charles Bronson. A New York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs attack his wife and daughter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)? Death Wish II '82. Charles Bronson. The architect from New York turns vigilante in Los Angeles after more brutality too close to home. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 4 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)? Death Wish 3 '85. Charles Bronson. The vigilante architect shops by mail for what he needs to waste punks in the streets of New York. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., 12:15 A.M., Wed. 1:45 P.M. (CC)? Death Wish 4: The Crackdown '87. Charles Bronson. The vigilante architect targets Los Angeles drug rings after the death of his girlfriend's daughter. (R) (2:15) AMC: Tue. 10 P.M., 2:15 A.M., Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)? Deceived '91. Goldie Hawn. An art expert suspects her husband of forgery, then suspects him of not even being her husband. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)? Deep Blue Sea '99. Thomas Jane. A marine biologist and her staff become the prey of scientifically altered sharks that have a hunger for human flesh. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3:30 P.M.? Deep in the Valley '09. Chris Pratt. A magic video booth sends two pals to a land of bawdy babes. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 9:30 P.M. (CC)? Deep Rising '98. Treat Williams. Jewel thieves face a deadly monster in the South China Sea. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M.? Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo '05. Rob Schneider. Deuce meets a series of unusual women when a pimp uses him as bait to find a killer. (R) (1:45) TBS: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)? Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 11:40 P.M. (CC)? The Devil Wears Nada '10. Christine Nguyen. Sexy mischief threatens a magazine worker's new job. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 1:40 A.M.? The Disorderly Orderly '64. Jerry Lewis. A hospital orderly creates havoc by igniting a patient's beard and stealing an ambulance to pursue his girlfriend. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 6:40 A.M. (CC)? Disturbing Behavior '98. James Marsden. High-school students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. (R) (1:25) TMC: Mon. 2:45 A.M.? Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb '64. Peter Sellers. President Muffley and his advisers man the Pentagon war room, as planes with bombs head toward Moscow. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)? The Domino Principle '77. Gene Hackman. Plotters free a convict to kill a public figure whose death would trigger a global chain of events. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 11:15 A.M.? Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead '91. Christina Applegate. With the sitter dead, a Los Angeles teen lands a job in the fashion industry to feed her siblings. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? Double Identity '10. Val Kilmer. Mistaken for a spy, an American doctor plays cat-and-mouse games with an international criminal. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sat. 4:45 A.M.? Doubt '08. Meryl Streep. Suspicions of child abuse fuel a traditionalist nun's personal crusade against a popular priest who wants to reform her school's strict customs. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 12:10 P.M., 5:40 A.M. (CC)? Dragonball: Evolution '09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo's hands. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 12:45 P.M. (CC)? Dragonfly '02. Kevin Costner. A doctor believes his late wife is trying to contact him through his patients' near-death experiences. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 12:50 A.M. (CC)? Drillbit Taylor '08. Owen Wilson. Three friends hire a homeless soldier-of-fortune to protect them from the school bully. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 12:15 P.M.? Drumline '02. Nick Cannon. A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university's marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. (PG-13) (2:30) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M., VH1: Sun. noon, 7 P.M.? Du Barry Was a Lady '43. Red Skelton. A nightclub guy slips himself a Mickey and dreams that he is French King Louis XV, with a singer as Madame Du Barry. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! '97. John Schneider. The Dukes oppose a businesswoman's plans to build a theme park in Hazzard County. (2:00) CMT: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.? Duplex '03. Ben Stiller. After moving into a New York brownstone, an author and his wife try to get rid of an annoying neighbor. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 3:15 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)? Duplicity '09. Julia Roberts. Spies for rival corporations carry on a clandestine love affair while trying to find the formula for a product that will earn a fortune for the company that patents it first. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 8:50 A.M. (CC)E? Earthquake: Nature Unleashed '04. Fintan McKeown. An engineer's family is in the direct path of danger after a massive tremor severely damages a Russian nuclear plant. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M.? Easy Virtue '08. Jessica Biel. A vivacious American bride contends with her snooty British mother-in-law's attempts to drive her out of the family. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 2:50 P.M.? Eddie Murphy Raw '87. Eddie Murphy. The comedian does a Bill Cosby impression and discusses life, women and sex in a stand-up show in New York. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)? The Egg and I '47. Claudette Colbert. A broker and his bride leave the city to fix up a chicken farm next door to Ma and Pa Kettle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)? Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (1:45) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)? Employee of the Month '04. Matt Dillon. A distraught man loses his job at a bank, while his fiancee learns about his infidelity. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)? Enchantment '48. David Niven. In World War II London a retired general advises his niece in romance, based on his lost love. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 3:30 A.M.? Encino Man '92. Sean Astin. Teenage California buddies groom a thawed-out caveman and pass him off as a cool transfer student. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 11:15 A.M., Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)? Enemy at the Gates '01. Joseph Fiennes. A Nazi sniper (Ed Harris) travels to Stalingrad to find and kill a Russian sharpshooter, the hero of the propaganda campaign of a political officer. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. 1 A.M.? The Enemy Below '57. Robert Mitchum. The captain of a U.S. destroyer escort matches wits with a U-boat captain in the North Atlantic. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 10:15 A.M. (CC)? Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room '05. Filmmaker Alex Gibney analyzes the corporation's rise, the scandal, and the devastation of its employees' finances; Peter Coyote narrates. (R) (2:30) CNBC: Tue. 8 P.M.? Envy '04. Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous after his best friend's invention, a spray that dissolves animal feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)? Evan Almighty '07. Steve Carell. A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)? Ever After '98. Drew Barrymore. Treated as a servant by her stepmother, a 16th-century woman wins the heart of the French prince. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)? Everybody's Fine '09. Robert De Niro. A widower sets out on a road trip to reconnect with each of his adult children, then he finds that their lives are far from perfect. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 5:45 P.M. (CC)? Extract '09. Jason Bateman. The owner of a flavor-extract factory suffers a series of personal and professional disasters following a freak workplace accident. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 10:15 A.M., 11:30 P.M., Thu. 6:25 P.M. (CC)F? Falling Up Joseph Cross. A failed nursing student takes a job as a doorman for an upscale building and falls for a tenant. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)? Fanboys '08. Sam Huntington. fanatics take a cross-country trip to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend will be able to see a screening of before its release. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)? The Far Country '55. James Stewart. Two Wyoming cattlemen drive a herd to gold-rush Alaska and find trouble. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)? Fast & Furious '09. Vin Diesel. Back in Los Angeles, fugitive Dom Torretto and agent Brian O'Conner reignite their feud but, then, must join forces against a common enemy. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 2:35 P.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 4:10 P.M. (CC)? The Fast and the Furious '01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 11:40 A.M., 9 P.M.? A Few Good Men '92. Tom Cruise. Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. (R) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M.? 15 Minutes '01. Robert De Niro. A homicide detective and an arson investigator track two European killers who film their murders. (R) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 1:35 P.M.? Fifty Dead Men Walking '08. Ben Kingsley. A young man infiltrates the IRA for the British police until being exposed and tortured. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 11:40 P.M. (CC)? Fighting Father Dunne '48. Pat O'Brien. Based on the true story of the turn-of-the-century priest whose home for wayward boys became a model for the nation. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M.? The Fighting 69th '40. James Cagney. A Brooklyn brawler joins Father Duffy and Col. Donovan's Irish-American regiment in World War I. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)? The Fighting Sullivans '44. Anne Baxter. The Iowa Sullivans raise five sons who join the Navy and are killed on the Junewau in World War II. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)? The Final Destination '09. Bobby Campo. A horrifying premonition saves a young man and his friends from death during a racetrack accident, but terrible fates await them nonetheless. (R) (1:25) MAX: Thu. 12:20 P.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)? Finding Amanda '08. Matthew Broderick. A man who has struggled with alcohol abuse tries to convince his niece to enter rehab. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)? Firetrap '00. Dean Cain. A disguised thief tries to steal a computer chip but not before a shady employee sets the building ablaze. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)? The First Wives Club '96. Goldie Hawn. Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (PG) (2:00) WE: Fri. 10:30 P.M. (CC)? Five Card Stud '68. Dean Martin. An 1880s gambler and preacher investigate killings stemming from a game of poker. (PG) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 4:30 P.M.? Flatliners '90. Kiefer Sutherland. Medical students play with death by stopping one another's vital signs for minutes, then zapping the subject back to consciousness. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)? Fool's Gold '08. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)? Forces of Nature '99. Sandra Bullock. A bridegroom hurries by plane to his wedding, but he and his seatmate must find other modes of travel. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)? Forget Paris '95. Billy Crystal. Friends at a restaurant recall the romance of a yuppie couple who met in Paris four years before. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Fri. 3 P.M., 8 P.M.? Fortress '93. Christopher Lambert. Outlaw parents of the future are sent to a high-tech prison as punishment for a second pregnancy. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1:05 A.M.? 40 Days and 40 Nights '02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 12:40 A.M. (CC)? Four Christmases '08. Vince Vaughn. When their plans for a holiday getaway fall apart, a couple must spend Christmas Day trudging to a quartet of family get-togethers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)? The Fourth Kind '09. Milla Jovovich. During videotaped sessions with her patients, a psychologist in Alaska uncovers disturbing evidence of alien abductions. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)? Frailty '02. Bill Paxton. A boy tries to protect his brother after their seemingly normal father goes on a killing spree. (R) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 5:15 A.M. (CC)? Friday '95. Ice Cube. A South Central Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch with a pal who owes money to a drug dealer. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 12:05 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)? Friday the 13th '80. Betsy Palmer. The reopening of Camp Crystal Lake spells murder and mayhem for a group of sexually promiscuous counselors. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)? Funny People '09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:30) HBO: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)G? G-Force '09. Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 9:35 A.M., 5:50 P.M., 5 A.M.? Galaxy of Terror '81. Edward Albert. Neurotic astronauts face a giant worm and other monsters on a distant planet. (R) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2:15 A.M.? Gang of Roses '03. Monica Calhoun. A woman rounds up her old gang members to take revenge on the ruthless outlaws who murdered her sister. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 10:05 A.M. (CC)? Gang Related '97. James Belushi. Corrupt homicide cops posing as drug dealers commit a murder and try to pin it on a local vagrant. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 7:30 P.M.? Georgia Rule '07. Jane Fonda. Exasperated with her rebellious daughter, a woman sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own stern mother. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)? Get Over It '01. Kirsten Dunst. After splitting up with his girlfriend, a teenager becomes interested in his best friend's younger sister. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. noon.? Get Rich or Die Tryin' '05. Curtis Jackson. A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. (R) (2:30) BET: Sat. 9:30 P.M.? Ghost Dad '90. Bill Cosby. A deceased father is granted three days to reassess his finances and bolster his relationship with his three children. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)? The Gift '00. Cate Blanchett. Telling fortunes to support herself and her daughter, a psychic widow assists the police in a missing persons case. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 1:30 P.M., midnight, Sat. 5 P.M.? The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing '55. Ray Milland. Wealthy Harry K. Thaw shoots architect Stanford White in 1906 over the former's wife, actress Evelyn Nesbit. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)? Gloria '99. Sharon Stone. A street-toughened woman goes on the run with a 7-year-old boy whose parents were killed by mobsters. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 A.M.? The Golden Compass '07. Nicole Kidman. In a parallel world, a girl sets out on an epic quest to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from the magisterium's evil experiments. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)? Gone Baby Gone '07. Casey Affleck. Two private investigators tread dangerous ground as they scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped child. (R) (2:30) USA: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)? Gone Fishin' '97. Joe Pesci. Two lifelong friends have disastrous misadventures after winning a fishing trip to the Everglades. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Thu. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.? A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy '08. Kathryn Taylor. A peek at black love and sexuality from between the sheets. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)? Good Intentions '10. Luke Perry. A cash-strapped mom resorts to robbery to bankroll her sons' college fund. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)? Gran Torino '08. Clint Eastwood. An unlikely friendship forms between a bigoted war veteran and an Asian boy who tried to steal the man's treasured automobile. (R) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)? Grease '78. John Travolta. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (PG) (2:30) WE: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? The Great Debaters '07. Denzel Washington. In 1930s Texas, Mel Tolson inspires students at a predominately black college to form a debate team and strive for the national championship. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sat. 12:30 A.M.? The Great Escape '63. Steve McQueen. Allied soldiers dig a tunnel out of a Nazi prison camp, pocketfuls of dirt at a time. (NR) (2:55) MAX: Wed. 6:05 A.M. (CC)? Green Fire '54. Grace Kelly. An emerald miner's digging in Colombia leaves his girlfriend's coffee plantation open to a flood. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)? Greetings From the Shore '07. Kim Shaw. A grieving young woman spends a final summer on the Jersey Shore. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 2:50 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)? Gridlock'd '97. Tim Roth. Two heroin addicts seek rehabilitation, but police, gangsters and government bureaucracy block their path. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.? Grilled '06. Ray Romano. Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their scheme backfires. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 3:30 P.M., Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)? Guess Who '05. Bernie Mac. The sarcastic patriarch of a black family freely expresses his opinion of his daughter's white boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11:20 A.M. (CC)H? Half Baked '98. Dave Chappelle. Potheads sell marijuana to raise bail for a fellow stoner who accidentally killed a horse. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M., Fri. 3:05 P.M. (CC)? Half Shot at Sunrise '30. Bert Wheeler. Two soldiers take an unauthorized leave in order to enjoy some escapades in Paris. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 A.M.? Halloween II '09. Malcolm McDowell. Evil comes home to roost, as unstoppable killer Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield to restore his family, together with his ghostly matriarch. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:30 A.M., Fri. 2:30 A.M.? Hamburger Hill '87. Anthony Barrile. Fourteen Army recruits try again and again to take a muddy hill in Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)? The Hammer '07. Adam Carolla. A famous boxing coach offers a 40-year-old underachiever another chance to train for a spot on the U.S. Olympic team. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy '05. William Forsythe. A deadly creature terrorizes a group of scientists on a remote island. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 A.M.? Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay '08. Kal Penn. After the high-flying stoners try to smuggle a bong aboard a flight to Amsterdam, the two find themselves in jail on charges of terrorism. (R) (2:15) COMEDY: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 6:45 P.M. (CC)? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets '02. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (4:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire '05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort's return emerge as Harry's friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe's best student wizards. (PG-13) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 7:30 P.M. (CC)? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince '09. Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (2:45) HBO: Tue. 4:15 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban '04. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry's past. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 4:30 P.M.? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone '01. Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents' deaths. (PG) (3:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 7:30 P.M. (CC)? Having Wonderful Crime '45. Pat O'Brien. Newlyweds drag their lawyer friend to a mountain resort on a search for a missing magician. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 9:30 A.M.? The Heartbreak Kid '07. Ben Stiller. After his new bride reveals her nasty nature, a man meets the woman who may be his real soulmate and tries to woo her. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)? Heavenly Pursuits '86. Tom Conti. A Scottish schoolteacher heralds other seeming miracles after losing a brain tumor in a fall from a roof. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 3:10 P.M.? Hitler's Madman '43. Patricia Morison. A Nazi commander's assassination by Czech patriots leads to the annihilation of the Czechoslovakian village of Lidice. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)? Hollow Triumph '48. Paul Henreid. An ex-medical student on the run kills a look-alike doctor and almost takes his place. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 3:30 P.M.? Hollywood Ending '02. Woody Allen. A neurotic director must work for his ex-wife in order to film his latest movie. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 3:35 P.M. (CC)? Hollywood Homicide '03. Harrison Ford. A veteran Los Angeles detective and his partner investigate the slaying of a rap group. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sat. 8:20 A.M., 5:20 P.M., 12:20 A.M.? Home Alone '90. Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3:45 P.M., Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)? Honey, I Blew Up the Kid '92. Rick Moranis. The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 8:35 A.M., 3:45 P.M. (CC)? Hook '91. Dustin Hoffman. Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to rescue his children from Captain Hook. (PG) (2:25) ENC: Mon. 3:45 P.M. (CC)? Hostage '05. Bruce Willis. A former hostage negotiator must take action when three carjackers hold a wealthy man and his children at gunpoint. (R) (2:00) USA: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)? Hot Resort '85. Tom Parsekian. Snooty girls and a preppie crew team clash with regular guys working at a Caribbean hotel. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 2 A.M.? Hot Rod '07. Andy Samberg. An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive stepfather. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 7 P.M., 2:45 A.M. (CC)? Hot Shots! '91. Charlie Sheen. A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Thu. 6:35 P.M. (CC)? House on Haunted Hill '99. Geoffrey Rush. A theme-park mogul invites five guests to an abandoned asylum and offers $1 million to anyone who stays there all night. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 11:05 P.M., Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)? House Party '90. Kid 'N Play. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party despite a trio of rap bullies and the police. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)? Housebroken '09. Danny DeVito. Hoping to enjoy retirement, a man takes drastic measures to get his two grown sons to move out. (R) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)? How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer '05. Elizabeth Pe??a. Romance blooms for members of a Mexican-American family. (R) (2:10) TMC: Fri. 12:40 P.M.? How to Lose Friends & Alienate People '08. Simon Pegg. After landing a job at an upscale New York magazine, a British celebrity journalist proceeds to offend bosses, peers and superstars alike. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)? The Hurt Locker '08. Jeremy Renner. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (R) (2:10) TMC: Tue. 1 P.M., 11:40 P.M. (CC)I? I Am Sam '01. Sean Penn. A man with the mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to regain custody of his daughter. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 9:15 A.M. (CC)? I Hate Valentine's Day '09. Nia Vardalos. Following a number of failed relationships, a florist and a restaurateur try dating one another with no strings attached. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 9 A.M.? I Love Trouble '94. Julia Roberts. Sparks fly between rival Chicago reporters chasing down a story that starts with a train wreck. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. noon (CC)? I Spy '02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 4:50 P.M. (CC)? Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sun. 7 P.M., Mon. 8 A.M.? Ice Spiders '07. Patrick Muldoon. Giant mutated spiders terrorize members of an Olympic ski team after the monsters escape from a government lab. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 P.M.? Igor '08. Voices of John Cusack. Animated. A hunchbacked lab assistant seizes a chance to become an evil scientist by creating a monster of his own to enter in the kingdom's annual science fair. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 7 A.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? I'm Not There '07. Christian Bale. Several actors portray legendary musician Bob Dylan at a different stage in his personal life and career. (R) (2:15) MAX: Fri. 5:15 A.M. (CC)? The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus '09. Heath Ledger. After a carnival troupe saves his life, a man agrees to help its immortal leader collect five souls and win a bet with the devil. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 9:30 A.M., Tue. 11:15 A.M., 6:50 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M., 2:30 A.M.? The In-Laws '03. Michael Douglas. Days before his son's wedding, a globe-trotting CIA agent entangles his future in-law in a series of adventures. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:15 A.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? In the Mix '05. Usher. A disc jockey must dodge gunfire instead of groupies when he becomes the bodyguard for a mobster's beautiful daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)? Infamy '05. The experiences of six writers show the culture surrounding graffiti. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1 P.M.? The International '09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank's funding of terrorism. (R) (2:05) STZ: Wed. 12:05 A.M., Thu. 9:15 A.M., 7 P.M.? Invictus '09. Morgan Freeman. Following the fall of apartheid, Nelson Mandela tries to unite his countrymen by supporting the South African rugby team's underdog bid for the 1995 World Cup Championship. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 8:45 A.M. (CC)? Irresistible '06. Susan Sarandon. A successful illustrator believes her husband's attractive co-worker is trying to destroy their family. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 3 P.M.? It's Complicated '09. Meryl Streep. A restaurateur falls into an affair with her remarried ex-husband, while an architect that she hired to refurbish her kitchen falls in love with her. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 11:55 P.M. (CC)J? Jack Hunter: The Lost Treasure of Ugarit '08. Ivan Sergei. An archaeologist learns about hidden treasure while investigating a murder in Syria. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)? James and the Giant Peach '96. Voices of Paul Terry. Animated. A kindly British orphan escapes his cruel aunts to sail the sea on a giant peach with six friendly bugs. (PG) (1:20) TMC: Thu. 7:20 A.M.? Jaws 2 '78. Roy Scheider. Amity's citizens and police chief dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 5:20 P.M. (CC)? Joe Dirt '01. David Spade. A goofy janitor tells a radio talk-show host about his search for the parents who abandoned him. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4:15 P.M., 11:50 P.M. (CC)? Jules Verne's Mysterious Island '05. Kyle MacLachlan. Refugees from the Civil War escape to an island populated by giant beasts and infamous Captain Nemo. (4:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)? Jumanji '95. Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 6:10 P.M. (CC)? Jumper '08. Hayden Christensen. A young man's ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.? Jungle Book '42. Sabu. Kipling's boy hero Mowgli, lost in the jungle, is adopted by animals and taught how they talk. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)? Juno '07. Ellen Page. Unforeseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Mon. 11:05 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)? Just Married '03. Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds deal with meddling friends, disapproving families and bad luck while honeymooning in Europe. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M.? Juwanna Mann '02. Miguel A. N????ez. Jr. Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman's league. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 10:50 A.M. (CC)K? The Karate Kid '84. Ralph Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 8:10 A.M., 5:50 P.M., Mon. 8:20 A.M., Wed. 4:10 P.M. (CC)? Keeping the Faith '00. Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest, lifelong friends, each fall for a childhood friend when she comes back to town. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)? Keys to Tulsa '97. Eric Stoltz. A socialite's ne'er-do-well son becomes caught up in a blackmail scheme involving a stripper and an unstable friend. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 2 A.M.? Kill Bill: Vol. 1 '03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:15) TNT: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)? Kill Bill: Vol. 2 '04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (2:45) TNT: Sun. 5:15 P.M. (CC)? Killshot '09. Diane Lane. A veteran assassin and his young partner pursue a couple who stumbled upon an extortion scheme and entered the Witness Protection Program. (R) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 7:25 P.M.? Kind Hearts and Coronets '49. Alec Guinness. The 10th Duke of Chalfont engineers fatal accidents for eight heirs, all played by Guinness. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 A.M.? King Solomon's Mines '85. Richard Chamberlain. Adventurer Allan Quatermain helps a girl find her father, kidnapped in Africa by a German colonel. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 8:25 A.M. (CC)? Knute Rockne, All American '40. Pat O'Brien. Coach Rockne leads Notre Dame to gridiron greatness with star player George Gipp. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 7:45 A.M. (CC)? K-PAX '01. Kevin Spacey. A psychiatrist tries to determine how best to help a patient who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 1:15 P.M., 10:45 P.M., Tue. 7:25 A.M.? Kung Fu Panda '08. Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda must become a martial-arts master and defend his people from a villainous snow leopard. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.L? La Cucina '07. Rachel Hunter. Food and love intertwine as two women prepare dinner for their mates. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 4:45 A.M.? Lady in Cement '68. Frank Sinatra. Miami private eye Tony Rome finds a Jane Doe in the bay, and a big guy wants to know who she is. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)? The Lake House '06. Keanu Reeves. A lonely doctor and a frustrated architect begin exchanging letters, then discover that they are living two years apart. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)? The Land That Time Forgot '09. C. Thomas Howell. Castaways become stranded on an uncharted island populated by dinosaurs and a German U-boat crew. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)? Last Chance Harvey '08. Dustin Hoffman. Love blooms unexpectedly between an unemployed jingle writer and a prickly British government worker. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 4:50 A.M., Wed. 4:15 P.M.? Laugh and Get Rich '31. Hugh Herbert. A boardinghouse owner's looney schemes are the bane of his wife's existence until one of his inventions pays off. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 9:15 A.M.? Legends of the Fall '94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 10:10 P.M., Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)? Legion '10. Paul Bettany. A battle for the future of mankind unfolds when the archangel Michael arrives at a roadside diner to protect a waitress whose unborn child is humanity's last hope. (R) (1:45) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M.? Lethal Weapon '87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)? Let's Go to Prison '06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man's life miserable. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)? Life '99. Eddie Murphy. Wrongly convicted of murder, two men become close friends during decades in a Mississippi penitentiary. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? The Life Before Her Eyes '07. Uma Thurman. A woman's memories of a violent childhood incident that took the life of her best friend affect her life as an adult. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? Life Is Hot in Cracktown '09. Shannyn Sossamon. Various stories show how crack cocaine has infiltrated inner-city streets. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 3:05 A.M. (CC)? Little Black Book '04. Brittany Murphy. To learn more about his past, a young woman interviews three of her boyfriend's former sweethearts. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 8 A.M.? The Little Foxes '41. Bette Davis. In the Deep South, greedy Regina blackmails her brothers and lets her husband die. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)? The Little Hut '57. Ava Gardner. An upper-class English couple and their bachelor friend are shipwrecked on a desert isle. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 2:15 A.M. (CC)? Little Man '06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman's purse. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. midnight, Tue. noon.? Little Miss Sunshine '06. Greg Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional family set out on a road trip to watch their daughter take part in a children's beauty pageant. (R) (2:30) E!: Sun. 7 A.M., Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 2 P.M.? The Little Rascals '94. Travis Tedford. For wooing Darla, Alfalfa has a falling out with Spanky and the all-boys clubhouse gang. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)? Little Secrets '01. Evan Rachel Wood. A 14-year-old violinist listens to secrets and offers advice to children and other teenagers. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 6:35 A.M. (CC)? Local Hero '83. Burt Lancaster. An oilman goes native in a quirky Scottish town his Texas boss expects him to buy. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 10 P.M.? The Long Memory '53. John Mills. An ex-con is thirsty for revenge after serving time for a murder he didn't commit. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 4 A.M.? The Longest Yard '05. Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 12:25 A.M. (CC)? Look Who's Talking '89. John Travolta. An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6:30 A.M., Tue. 1:45 P.M. (CC)? Looking for Eric '09. Steve Evets. With his life in chaos, a melancholy postal worker unexpectedly gets a helping hand from his idol, Manchester United player Eric Cantona. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 3 A.M.? Looking for Richard '96. Al Pacino. Filmmaker Al Pacino and other actors discuss Shakespeare during preparations and dress rehearsals for (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Tue. 4:10 A.M. (CC)? Losing Isaiah '95. Jessica Lange. An ex-crack addict fights for custody of her son adopted by a social worker and her husband. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 P.M.? Lost Angel '44. Margaret O'Brien. A reporter takes a young prodigy under his wing in hopes of giving her a normal childhood. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)? Lost City Raiders '08. James Brolin. In the wake of natural disasters, two men scour the Earth for treasures. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)? The Lost Future '10. Sean Bean. Humanity bans together to defeat a devastating disease in a post-apocalyptic world. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.? Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon '08. Shannen Doherty. A woman leads an expedition to save her father from warriors of an ancient civilization. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)? Love & Basketball '00. Sanaa Lathan. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sun. 3 P.M.? Love and Other Four Letter Words '07. Tangi Miller. A woman must plan a fake wedding ceremony to appease her ailing grandmother. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 1 P.M.? Love & Sex '00. Famke Janssen. While writing a story on modern dating, a journalist reflects on her own bad choices stemming from her fear of commitment. (1:25) SHO: Wed. 6:05 P.M. (CC)? Love for Sale '08. Jackie Long. A deliveryman lands in hot water when a seductive woman pays for his companionship. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 1 P.M., 1 A.M.? The Lovely Bones '09. Mark Wahlberg. A 14-year-old murder victim watches from heaven, as her family tries to heal and her killer continues on his own dark path. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Wed. 1 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? Lucas '86. Corey Haim. School bullies pick on a scrawny 14-year-old in front of his 16-year-old summer dream-girl. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)? The Lucky Ones '08. Rachel McAdams. Three soldiers bond during an unexpected road trip across the country. (R) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 2:20 P.M.? Lustful Cravings '08. Desirable babes prove hard to resist. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 4:10 A.M. (CC)? Lymelife '08. Alec Baldwin. An 1970s New Jersey a teen longs to date a pretty friend while the marriage of his dysfunctional parents crumbles and his brother prepares to go to war. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 8 P.M.M? M '31. Peter Lorre. Fritz Lang's classic tells of the Berlin underworld's efforts to capture the loathsome murderer of a child. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2:30 A.M.? Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa '08. Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Zoo animals from New York meet others of their species for the first time after crash-landing on the Dark Continent. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 1 P.M., Tue. 6 A.M., 1 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)? Madame Sousatzka '88. Shirley MacLaine. A cultured Russian teaches piano to a gifted Indian teenager in London. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 6:50 A.M. (CC)? Made of Honor '08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 10:30 A.M.? Madea's Family Reunion '06. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan's upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sun. 5:30 P.M.? Maid in Manhattan '02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 5:30 A.M.? Malibu Shark Attack '09. Peta Wilson. An earthquake unleashes huge, prehistoric sharks that terrorize scenic California. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)? The Mambo Kings '92. Armand Assante. Two Cuban brothers leave 1950s Havana to cash in on the Latin dance craze in the nightclubs of New York. (R) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 2:40 A.M. (CC)? Man of the House '05. Tommy Lee Jones. A taciturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach to protect a group of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. noon.? Man on Fire '04. Denzel Washington. Hired as a bodyguard for a young girl, a retired CIA agent takes revenge on her kidnappers in Mexico City. (R) (3:00) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 3 P.M.? Man on the Moon '99. Jim Carrey. Milos Forman's film spotlights Andy Kaufman's unusual performance disabled, his becoming and his role as Latka Gravas on the TV sitcom (R) (2:45) AMC: Tue. 9:45 A.M. (CC)? The Mark of Zorro '20. Douglas Fairbanks. Silent. The son of a California aristocrat disguises himself as a daring swordsman to defend the honor of his people. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 3:30 A.M.? The Master of Disguise '02. Dana Carvey. A genial waiter tries to rescue his parents from a criminal mastermind by assuming various identities. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)? Matinee '93. John Goodman. A producer sells his new monster movie with gimmicks in Key West, Fla., during the 1962 Cuban missile crisis. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)? Max Keeble's Big Move '01. Alex D. Linz. When his parents announce they are moving, a schoolboy decides to take revenge against his tormentors. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 11 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)? Meet the Baron '33. Jimmy Durante. A man is given the royal treatment when he returns to the United States pretending to be the legendary Baron Munchausen. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 1:15 P.M.? Meet the Fockers '04. Robert De Niro. A man fears the worst when he accompanies his fiancee's uptight father and mother to meet his free-spirited mom and dad. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Fri. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.? Meet the Parents '00. Robert De Niro. When a woman brings her boyfriend home for her sister's wedding, her father, a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to him. (PG-13) (2:25) TBS: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)? Meet Wally Sparks '97. Rodney Dangerfield. As the threat of cancellation looms, a TV talk show host pulls an outrageous stunt in an attempt to boost his ratings. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Wed. 3 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus '09. Deborah Gibson. A battle between two prehistoric sea creatures endangers the California coast. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)? Men in Black '97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (1:50) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)? The Men Who Stare at Goats '09. George Clooney. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of a paranormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty in Iraq. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 3:45 P.M., 10:50 P.M.? Metropolis '27. Brigitte Helm. Silent. An industrialist rules a 21st-century city where the rich play above and slaves toil below. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.? Metropolis Refound '10. A new version of Fritz Lang's 1927 movie is 30 minutes longer. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Sun. 11 P.M.? Michael Jackson's This Is It '09. Behind-the-scenes footage captures pop superstar Michael Jackson as he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009. (PG) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 5:30 A.M., Tue. 3:05 P.M., 10:40 P.M.? Midnight Cowboy '69. Dustin Hoffman. Texas hustler Joe Buck works 42nd Street with ailing con man Ratso Rizzo. (R) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 5:05 A.M. (CC)? Midnight Movie '08. Rebekah Brandes. A vicious killer stalks patrons at a movie theater who gather to watch a cult horror film. (R) (1:25) TMC: Thu. 12:35 A.M.? A Millionaire for Christy '51. Eleanor Parker. A lawyer's secretary sets her matrimonial sights on the recent heir to a rich estate. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M.? Minority Report '02. Tom Cruise. A policeman tries to establish his innocence in a future where law enforcement can arrest killers before their crimes. (PG-13) (2:30) MAX: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? Miss Conception '08. Heather Graham. Hearing her biological clock ticking away, a woman seeks the perfect man to father her child. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 3:30 A.M. (CC)? Miss March '09. Zach Cregger. A young man awakens from a four-year coma and discovers that his virginal high-school sweetheart is now a centerfold model in Playboy magazine. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)? The Missing Person '09. Michael Shannon. A private detective is in a quandary after learning that the man he was hired to bring back to New York had been presumed dead after the Sept. 11 terror attacks. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 11:40 A.M., 5:40 A.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)? Mr. Skeffington '44. Bette Davis. Two world wars pass before a socialite appreciates the Wall Street tycoon she married but never loved. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? Mr. Smith Goes to Washington '39. James Stewart. A country bumpkin faces ridicule and corruption when he takes his idealistic views to the nation's capital. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)? The Mistress of Spices '05. Aishwarya Rai. A woman who harnesses magic powers from spices falls for a hunky architect. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 6:40 A.M. (CC)? The Mod Squad '99. Claire Danes. A police captain saves three young adults from jail, recruiting them to work under cover in Los Angeles. (R) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 7:45 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)? Mogambo '53. Clark Gable. A chorus girl and a married woman fight over a white hunter in Africa. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)? Monster's Ball '01. Billy Bob Thornton. A racist prison-guard has an intense affair with a black woman after her husband dies on death row. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)? Motherhood '09. Uma Thurman. A bitter New York mom faces unexpected challenges while preparing for her daughter's birthday. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)? Mrs. Miniver '42. Greer Garson. William Wyler's Oscar-winning classic about the tensions faced by a family of hard-working Brits in war-torn England. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)? The Mummy Returns '01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O'Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)? Murder on a Honeymoon '35. Edna May Oliver. Amateur sleuth Hildegarde Withers investigates a murder aboard a plane bound for an island off the California coast. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 5 P.M.? Murder on the Blackboard '34. Edna May Oliver. A murder is committed in a teacher's classroom, with musical notes on the blackboard left as the only clues. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 2:30 P.M.? Murder Without Motive: The Edmund Perry Story '92. Anna Maria Horsford. Based on Robert Sam Anson's book about the 1985 death of a black honor student at the hands of police. (2:00) BET: Mon. 1 P.M.? My Best Friend's Girl '08. Dane Cook. Complications crop up when an unlikable cad dates his best pal's ex-girlfriend in the pal's scheme to convince her to go back to him. (R) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 11:40 P.M.? My Boss's Daughter '03. Ashton Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a man agrees to housesit at his employer's mansion for one night. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)? My One and Only '09. Ren??e Zellweger. A woman leaves her philandering husband and begins a cross-country search for a wealthy mate who can bankroll a better life for her and her sons. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? Myra Breckinridge '70. Mae West. Sex-changed Myron becomes shapely Myra and enrolls at Buck Loner's drama school. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 3:40 A.M. (CC)? Mystery Date '91. Ethan Hawke. A shy guy takes his dream-girl on a date in his brother's '59 DeSoto, with corpses in the trunk. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 6:50 A.M. (CC)N? The Naked Face '85. Roger Moore. A Chicago psychiatrist hires a private eye after being linked by a detective to mobsters and murder. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:15 P.M., Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? Naked Lust '09. Kaylani Lei. A rock star gets creative during erotic encounters. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Sat. 12:35 A.M. (CC)? Napoleon Dynamite '04. Jon Heder. A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)? National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj '06. Kal Penn. College student Taj heads to a British university to further his studies and shows his straight-laced classmates how to party. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)? National Treasure '04. Nicolas Cage. An adventurer must steal the Declaration of Independence and use its hidden map to find a legendary fortune. (PG) (2:27) USA: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? National Treasure: Book of Secrets '07. Nicolas Cage. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates' great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. (PG) (2:30) USA: Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)? Natural Born Killers '94. Woody Harrelson. Two young lovers embark on a blood-drenched killing spree that quickly propels them to celebrity status. (R) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 1:20 A.M. (CC)? Nature's Grave '08. Jim Caviezel. Mother Nature strikes back when a reckless couple vacations in the Australian countryside. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 5:30 A.M. (CC)? The Neighbor '07. Matthew Modine. Jeff falls for a new neighbor, who wants him to move out for a planned renovation. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 8:40 A.M., TMC: Tue. 8 A.M., 4:40 P.M.? Never Back Down '08. Djimon Hounsou. A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Sun. 3:15 A.M. (CC)? Next Day Air '09. Donald Faison. A courier lands in the middle of a drug deal gone awry when he accidentally delivers a box of cocaine to the wrong address. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 9 P.M.? Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian '09. Ben Stiller. Larry Daley joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history's worst villains from conquering the world. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)? A Night at the Roxbury '98. Will Ferrell. Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)? No More Ladies '35. Joan Crawford. A wealthy woman tries to domesticate her playboy husband by making him jealous. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 6:15 P.M. (CC)? Nobody's Fool '94. Paul Newman. An aging irresponsible misfit falls in love with an unhappily married younger woman. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)? Nomad: The Warrior '05. Kuno Becker. A warrior saves an infant from an invader's assassins and raises the child to fulfill a prophecy of a unified Kazakh nation. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 3:05 A.M. (CC)? Not Another Teen Movie '01. Chyler Leigh. A high-school quarterback bets a rival he can transform an unpopular student into a prom queen. (R) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 4:30 A.M. (CC)? Not Easily Broken '09. Morris Chestnut. A physical therapist, who is helping a woman recover from a terrible injury, becomes involved with the patient's disenchanted husband. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 9:50 A.M. (CC)? Notting Hill '99. Julia Roberts. A man's life changes when an international star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)? Now, Voyager '42. Bette Davis. A Boston spinster finds a lover after the counsel of a kind psychiatrist brings her out of her frumpy shell. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)O? O '01. Mekhi Phifer. Jealous of his popularity, a teenager at a private school hatches a scheme to ruin his basketball teammate's life. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)? Obsessed '09. Idris Elba. A successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from a temp worker at his company. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 10:25 A.M., 9 P.M., Sat. 6:20 A.M.? Ocean's Thirteen '07. George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (PG-13) (2:33) USA: Fri. 1:27 A.M. (CC)? Oklahoma! '55. Gordon MacRae. Cowboy Curly loves Laurey despite hired hand Jud Fry. Rodgers and Hammerstein songs include (G) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 11:45 P.M. (CC)? Once More With Feeling '09. Drea de Matteo. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 10:15 A.M.? The Open Road '09. Jeff Bridges. The estranged son of a famous ballplayer tries to bring his father home to see his sick mother. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 3:20 P.M.? Operation Pacific '51. John Wayne. A U.S. submarine commander alienates his crew and ex-wife, then takes on the Japanese fleet. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? Orphan '09. Vera Farmiga. A series of alarming events leads a woman to believe that something evil lurks behind the angelic face of her recently adopted daughter. (R) (2:05) HBO: Fri. 2:40 A.M. (CC)? The Osterman Weekend '83. Rutger Hauer. A CIA agent sets a trap for the questionable friends of a talk-show host. (R) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)? The Other End of the Line '08. Shriya Saran. Although she is already engaged, an employee at a call center in India makes a romantic connection with an American, and flies to San Francisco to meet him. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 5:15 A.M., Wed. 7 A.M.? Out Cold '01. Jason London. Friends try to thwart a weaselly heir to a resort who plans on selling the operation to a cowboy. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sat. 4:35 A.M. (CC)? Out of Time '03. Denzel Washington. Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Mon. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.P? The Pagemaster '94. Macaulay Culkin. Live action/animated. Live action and animation blend in this tale of a boy who must escape from a world inhabited by book characters. (G) (1:20) ENC: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)? Pandorum '09. Dennis Quaid. Two astronauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned spaceship. (R) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 5:25 P.M.? Panic Button '07. Patrick Muldoon. A woman and her husband move to a new community, where her next-door neighbor becomes obsessed with her. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)? Panic Room '02. Jodie Foster. A single woman and her daughter must play a cat-and-mouse game after three thieves invade their New York brownstone. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? Paper Heart '09. Charlyne Yi. Newlyweds, longtime couples, a romance novelist, a divorce lawyer and a psychic are among the people with whom actress Charlyne Yi discusses the meaning of true love. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 8:20 A.M. (CC)? The Parallax View '74. Warren Beatty. A reporter's investigation into a political assassination reveals a nationwide network of trained killers. (R) (2:00) TCM: Tue. midnight (CC)? Paris, Texas '84. Harry Dean Stanton. A lost man surfaces, reunites with his brother and son, and finds his wife working in a peep show. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. 4:15 A.M.? Passage to Marseille '44. Humphrey Bogart. Five convicts escape from Devil's Island to join the Free French bombing squadron fighting the Nazis during WWII. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)? The Patron Saint of Liars '98. Dana Delany. A pregnant woman flees an unhappy marriage and starts life anew with another spouse, until the first one finds her. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)? Paul Blart: Mall Cop '09. Kevin James. When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 7:20 P.M., 3:20 A.M., Sat. 10:20 A.M. (CC)? Payback '99. Mel Gibson. A man seeks revenge on his wife and crime partner, who shot him and left him for dead. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)? The Pelican Brief '93. Julia Roberts. A Washington reporter helps an on-the-run law student who knows too much about a government cover-up. (PG-13) (3:00) LIFE: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)? Penelope '06. Christina Ricci. Born with the snout of a pig, a young woman believes the only way to break the curse is to marry one of her own kind. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 8:05 A.M., 2:40 P.M.? The Penguin Pool Murder '32. Edna May Oliver. A detective and a schoolteacher try to unravel the mystery surrounding a corpse found suspended in an aquarium tank. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. noon.? The People Against O'Hara '51. Spencer Tracy. A former district attorney takes on a murder case that he hopes will salvage his career, but it tests his ethics. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 3:45 P.M. (CC)? A Perfect Getaway '09. Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in paradise when they encounter other hikers who claim that some tourists were found brutally murdered. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 8:15 P.M. (CC)? Pilot No. 5 '43. Franchot Tone. During World War II, friends recall the events that led one of their comrades on a suicide mission against the enemy. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 7 A.M.? Pirate Radio '09. Philip Seymour Hoffman. In 1966 a young man joins a host of rock-music DJs at his godfather's pirate radio station in the North Sea. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)? Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl '03. Johnny Depp. A swashbuckler must rescue a governor's daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)? Planet 51 '09. Voices of Dwayne Johnson. Animated. An astronaut lands on a planet he thought was uninhabited, but he finds an alien civilization that resembles 1950s-era America. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 7:30 A.M., 4:55 P.M., 2 A.M.? The Players Club '98. LisaRaye. A single mother attending college moonlights as a stripper in a rowdy nightclub in order to pay for her tuition. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 10 A.M., Wed. 8 A.M.? A Plumm Summer '07. William Baldwin. In 1968 Montana, two brothers and a plucky neighbor become amateur sleuths and set out to find the missing puppet of beloved TV icon Happy Herb. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 8:35 A.M. (CC)? The Poor Little Rich Girl '17. Mary Pickford. Silent. Gwen's family is rich, but she is lonely and unhappy until a servant's mistake changes everything. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 11:15 P.M.? Post Grad '09. Alexis Bledel. An optimistic graduate gets a rude awakening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)? The Preacher's Wife '96. Denzel Washington. A handsome angel saves a New York Baptist and his wife from spiritual doubt and marital woe. (PG) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)? Pride and Glory '08. Edward Norton. Duty and family loyalties come into conflict when a detective and his brother-in-law probe a failed drug bust in which a fellow cop and family member lost four men. (R) (2:15) MAX: Wed. 2:05 A.M. (CC)? The Princess and the Frog '09. Voices of Anika Noni Rose. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. (G) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 9:30 A.M., 9 P.M., Wed. 6:25 A.M.? Prom Wars '08. Ricky Ullman. The senior class at Miss Aversham and Miss Cronstall's School for Girls decide to host a competition between the all-male Selby House and Lancaster College with the winning school earning dates to the prom. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 7:25 P.M. (CC)? The Prowler '51. Van Heflin. A Los Angeles policeman has an affair and becomes obsessed with an all-night disc jockey's wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8:30 A.M.? Public Enemies '09. Johnny Depp. Depression-era outlaw John Dillinger becomes the fledgling FBI's most-wanted criminal and a folk hero to much of America's downtrodden public. (R) (2:25) MAX: Tue. 12:05 A.M. (CC)? Punisher: War Zone '08. Ray Stevenson. After an encounter with the Punisher leaves him horribly disfigured, mob boss Billy Russoti changes his name to Jigsaw and sets out for revenge. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Sat. 3:50 A.M.? The Pursuit of Happyness '06. Will Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 2:20 A.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)Q? Quantum of Solace '08. Daniel Craig. James Bond's hunt for those responsible for Vesper Lynd's death leads him to a ruthless businessman who is plotting to seize control of a valuable resource. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 6 A.M., 4:30 P.M.? Quarter Life Crisis '06. Lisa Ray. Dumped by his girlfriend, a man finds adventure on the singles scene with four of his friends. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)? The Quest '96. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sold into the underworld of gambling and kickboxing, a street criminal vies with the world's best fighters in an ancient Tibetan competition. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 3:05 A.M. (CC)? A Quiet Little Marriage '08. Mary Elizabeth Ellis. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M.R? Raffles '30. Ronald Colman. A Scotland Yard inspector matches wits with a cat burglar, the famed cricketer A.J. Raffles. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2:30 P.M.? Rambo III '88. Sylvester Stallone. Loner Rambo leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)? Rapid Exchange '03. Lance Henriksen. Daring thieves plot the in-flight theft of millions of dollars aboard an airplane bound for Europe. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 5 A.M., Fri. 9:20 A.M. (CC)? Red Planet '00. Val Kilmer. As Earth dies, a team of American astronauts tries to colonize Mars to save mankind. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 10 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)? Religulous '08. Comic Bill Maher visits Jerusalem, Vatican City and other religious destinations to question believers about their different faiths. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 6:15 P.M., Sat. 3:40 P.M.? Reuben, Reuben '83. Tom Conti. A boozing, womanizing Celtic poet falls in love with a New England chicken farmer's daughter. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 11 A.M.? Righteous Kill '08. Robert De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 2:20 P.M., 11:50 P.M. (CC)? The Ringer '05. Johnny Knoxville. Special Olympians train a man, who is pretending to be mentally impaired, to go toe-to-toe with the hated champion of the games. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:15 A.M. (CC)? A River Runs Through It '92. Craig Sheffer. Minister's sons grow up different, fly-fishing in Montana. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Tue. 5:50 P.M. (CC)? Road House '89. Patrick Swayze. Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor and tames the whole town. (R) (2:30) VH1: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)? Robocop '87. Peter Weller. Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter ??? an indestructible cyborg. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)? Rocky II '79. Sylvester Stallone. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. (PG) (3:00) CMT: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.? Rocky III '82. Sylvester Stallone. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. (PG) (2:15) CMT: Sun. 5 P.M.? Rocky IV '85. Sylvester Stallone. Champ Rocky Balboa trains in Siberia for a bout against a lab-tested Soviet with a 2000-psi punch. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Sun. 7:15 P.M.? Rocky V '90. Sylvester Stallone. Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 9:15 P.M., 11:45 P.M.? Role Models '08. Seann William Scott. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)? Romeo Must Die '00. Jet Li. While seeking vengeance for his brother's murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe's daughter. (R) (2:30) BET: Thu. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.? The Rookie '02. Dennis Quaid. A high-school baseball coach makes it to the Major Leagues as a middle-aged relief pitcher. (G) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 4:20 P.M. (CC)? The Rookie '90. Clint Eastwood. Car thieves take a police veteran hostage, putting pressure on his latest partner to save him. (R) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 9:45 P.M. (CC)? Rudy '93. Sean Astin. With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 1:45 P.M., Sat. 8:20 A.M. (CC)? Rush '91. Jason Patric. Two cops fight their downward spiral into drug addiction. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)? Rush Hour 2 '01. Jackie Chan. Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 1:10 P.M. (CC)? Rustlers' Rhapsody '85. Tom Berenger. A singing cowboy roams the Wild West with his sidekick, dancing horse and fancy wardrobe. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)? Ruthless People '86. Danny DeVito. A stereo salesman and his wife kidnap the vulgar wife of a Beverly Hills millionaire who balks at ransom. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 11:35 A.M., Thu. 1:15 P.M. (CC)S? The Sandlot '93. Tom Guiry. The best baseball player in the neighborhood helps a new kid with his clumsy ball-handling. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 6:30 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)? Saturday's Children '40. John Garfield. A woman and her husband learn the relative unimportance of money from her father. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 11:45 A.M. (CC)? Savage Planet '06. Sean Patrick Flanery. Terror strikes a group of explorers who have stepped through a portal to a distant planet. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M.? Saving Silverman '01. Jason Biggs. Two childish buddies join forces to prevent another friend from marrying a woman they think is all wrong for him. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 1:50 A.M. (CC)? Saw V '08. Tobin Bell. As the apparently last disciple of Jigsaw, Hoffman goes on the hunt to protect his secret. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)? Scary Movie '00. Shawn Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)? Scary Movie 2 '01. Shawn Wayans. Psychology students and their professor spend the weekend in a haunted house in this sendup of horror films. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 11 P.M.? The Scorpion King '02. The Rock. The leader of a band of desert mercenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 10:35 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:05 A.M., Sat. 8:20 P.M. (CC)? The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior '08. Michael Copon. To avenge his father's death, a young man embarks on a quest against a king. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 1:15 A.M. (CC)? Sea of Love '89. Al Pacino. Two New York detectives bait a lonely hearts killer; one of them falls for a suspect. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 1:35 A.M. (CC)? Second in Command '06. Jean-Claude Van Damme. An officer must protect a U.S. ambassador from insurgents trying to overtake the embassy. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)? The Secret Life of Bees '08. Queen Latifah. Haunted by memories of her late mother, a teen finds comfort with three sisters who teach her about beekeeping, honey, and the Black Madonna. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)? Secret Lives '94. Sharon Kane. A daytime television program takes an in-depth look at the secret desires of three women. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Thu. 11:35 P.M. (CC)? Sense and Sensibility '95. Emma Thompson. Suitors romance, then abandon, sisters left destitute by their father's death in late-1800s England. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Wed. 10:10 A.M. (CC)? The Set-Up '49. Robert Ryan. An aging boxer leaves his crying wife, then crosses the street for a fixed fight. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 6:45 P.M. (CC)? Seven Girlfriends '99. Tim Daly. After an old girlfriend dies in a car accident and his fiancee dumps him, a cad visits seven former flames to learn why he has trouble committing. (R) (:40) TMC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)? Seven Years in Tibet '97. Brad Pitt. An egocentric Austrian mountaineer gradually learns selflessness from the young Dalai Lama. (PG-13) (2:20) TMC: Mon. noon, 5:40 A.M., Fri. 7 A.M.? Seven Years in Tibet '97. Brad Pitt. An egocentric Austrian mountaineer gradually learns selflessness from the young Dalai Lama. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)? 17 Again '09. Zac Efron. A 37-year-old gets the chance to correct the mistakes of his past when he is miraculously transformed into a teenager. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 3 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)? Shark Hunter '01. Antonio Sabato Jr. A man and his team of divers search for a giant shark that destroyed a research station. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 2:50 P.M. (CC)? Sharktopus '10. Eric Roberts. Genetically engineered, a monster that is half-shark and half-octopus goes on a killing spree. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 P.M.? Sherlock Holmes in Dressed to Kill '46. Basil Rathbone. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson seek three music boxes which conceal Bank of England money plates. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 12:15 P.M.? A Shot in the Dark '64. Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Clouseau visits a nudist camp to prove a French maid innocent of murder. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)? Sidewalks of New York '01. Edward Burns. A television producer, a teacher, a musician, a waitress, a dentist and a real estate agent deal with rocky romances. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 5:10 A.M.? The Signal '07. AJ Bowen. A woman and her lover get caught up in the madness and must escape when a mysterious transmission turns people into murderous lunatics. (R) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 10:35 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)? Signs '02. Mel Gibson. With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his crop fields. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 3:10 A.M., Thu. 11:15 A.M., 10:45 P.M.? The Silence of the Lambs '91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? Sister Act '92. Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convent's chorus how to rock. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 8:10 A.M.? Sixteen Candles '84. Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (2:00) A&E: Sun. noon (CC)? 16 Wishes '10. Debby Ryan. The wishes of a teenager magically come true on her 16th birthday. (G) (1:40) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)? Sleeping With the Enemy '91. Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)? Solaris '02. George Clooney. A widowed psychologist arrives at a space station to investigate the unexplained behavior of a group of scientists. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 6:20 P.M. (CC)? Some Kind of Hero '82. Richard Pryor. A Vietnam POW comes home after six years to no wife, no business and no chance of getting back pay. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 1:10 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)? Someone Like You '01. Ashley Judd. A woman who hires talent for a talk show investigates male behavior after her boyfriend breaks up with her. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 1 P.M., midnight.? The Sound of Thunder '05. Edward Burns. A scientist and an inventor must save mankind when a time traveler inadvertently alters the history of evolution. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M.? Spaceballs '87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)? Spider-Man '02. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)? Spider-Man 3 '07. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker undergoes an ominous transformation when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings out the dark, vengeful side of his personality. (PG-13) (3:30) FX: Sat. 11:30 A.M.? Spin '07. Michael Biehn. Hot Californians juggle bedmates and search for true love against the backdrop of a trendy nightclub. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Thu. midnight.? Spione '28. Rudolf Klein-Rogge. Silent. Secret agent 326 tries to catch the master of an international spy ring. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sun. midnight.? Spring Break Shark Attack '05. Shannon Lucio. Sharks terrorize college students on vacation in Florida. (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)? Spy Game '01. Robert Redford. A CIA agent tries to rescue his one-time protege who awaits execution in a Chinese prison. (R) (2:10) ENC: Tue. 11:35 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)? The Squaw Man '14. Dustin Farnum. Silent. A Briton takes the blame for another's crime and flees to Wyoming, where he marries an American Indian woman. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 2 A.M.? Star Wars: Episode II ??? Attack of the Clones '02. Ewan McGregor. Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, protect the former queen from political separatists. (PG) (3:30) SPIKE: Mon. 5 P.M., 8:30 P.M.? Starsky & Hutch '04. Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)? State of Play '09. Russell Crowe. An investigative journalist stumbles into a cover-up of gigantic proportions as he and his partner probe the murder of a beloved congressman's mistress. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Wed. 5:45 P.M. (CC)? Staten Island '09. Ethan Hawke. The lives of three residents of Staten Island intersect as they try to get ahead. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 4 P.M.? Stay Alive '06. Frankie Muniz. An online game becomes terrifyingly real when its young players begin to die along with their onscreen characters. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)? The Stepfather '09. Dylan Walsh. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that his mother's new lover is concealing an evil side. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 9:05 A.M., 9 P.M., 3:40 A.M., Fri. 6:50 A.M., 2:40 P.M., 11 P.M.? Stephen King's Thinner '96. Robert John Burke. An elderly Gypsy king's weight-loss curse prompts an obese lawyer to call in a mob boss's debt. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)? Stiletto '08. Tom Berenger. An assassin's lover is puzzled by his random killings which jeopardize a Greek crime syndicate. The situation is worsened when his ruthless cohort returns and a detective begins to put all the pieces together. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)? Stolen '09. Jon Hamm. A detective becomes obsessed with solving a child's 50-year-old murder, uncovering striking similarities between the case and his son's disappearance. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 7:30 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? Strange Wilderness '08. Steve Zahn. The hosts of a TV wildlife program hope to save their show from cancellation by finding the legendary Bigfoot. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)? The Stratton Story '49. James Stewart. Inspired by his wife and son, Chicago White Soxer Monty Stratton pitches with an artificial leg. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 5 P.M. (CC)? Street Kings '08. Keanu Reeves. A policeman navigates an ethically ambiguous path, as he and a homicide detective search for a cop killer. (R) (2:30) USA: Sun. 11 P.M. (CC)? Street Smart '87. Christopher Reeve. Journalist's fake pimp story mirrors real pimp up for murder. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 6:20 P.M.? Student Bodies '81. Kristen Riter. Texas high-school teens aim to catch a local slasher on prom night. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 3:15 A.M. (CC)? Submarine Seahawk '58. John Bentley. Ordered to find a hidden Japanese task force, a submarine captain is branded a coward by his men. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)? Suburban Girl '07. Sarah Michelle Gellar. While her boyfriend is in Europe, an assistant editor has an affair with an older publisher. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2:15 P.M., Sat. 6:45 A.M. (CC)? Sugar & Spice '01. Marla Sokoloff. High-school cheerleaders plan to rob a bank when one of them becomes pregnant and desperate for money. (PG-13) (1:25) STZ: Sat. 10:25 A.M., 4 A.M.? Sugar Boxx '09. Kitten Natividad. The abused women of a prison camp rise up and take bloody revenge on their captors. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 12:30 A.M. (CC)? The Sun Also Rises '57. Tyrone Power. Hemingway's journalist Jake Barnes leaves 1920s Paris for Spain with Lady Brett and her admirers. (NR) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 4:40 A.M. (CC)? Superman III '83. Christopher Reeve. Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 10:20 A.M. (CC)? Surrogates '09. Bruce Willis. FBI agents probe a murder case linked to the inventor of technology that allows people to live vicariously though robotic versions of themselves. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 4:40 A.M., Sat. 3:45 P.M., 10:45 P.M.? Surveillance '08. Julia Ormond. FBI agents interrogate witnesses who survive the bloody rampage of two serial killers. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M., Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)? The Swan '56. Grace Kelly. A European princess waltzes with her tutor but is destined to marry a crown prince. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)? Swing Fever '44. Kay Kyser. A composer who knows hypnosis is tricked into using his powers to fix the outcome of a boxing match. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 5:30 A.M.T? The Take '07. John Leguizamo. An armored-truck driver searches for the man who shot him. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 2 P.M., 2:20 A.M. (CC)? Taking Chances '09. Justin Long. A history buff tries to prevent his town's mayor from building a casino on the site of a Revolutionary War battle. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)? The Taking of Pelham 123 '09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M., Thu. 2:30 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)? Taxi '04. Queen Latifah. A bumbling policeman enlists the aid of a skillful cabdriver to chase Brazilian bank robbers through New York. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 4 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M.? Tea for Two '50. Doris Day. A broke 1929 heiress tries to bankroll a singer's Broadway show in this version of (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)? Ten Little Indians '66. Hugh O'Brian. Unwary houseguests meet their deaths when they are invited by an unknown host to a secluded mountain mansion. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 8:15 A.M.? The Tender Trap '55. Debbie Reynolds. An actress flirts demurely with a swinging Manhattan bachelor who thinks he has it made. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon (CC)? Tenure '09. Luke Wilson. A college professor takes action when a new colleague threatens his chance for tenure. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 11:35 A.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)? They Are Among Us '04. Alison Eastwood. As his 18th birthday draws near, a high-school student notices something is amiss in his small town. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)? They Came From Beyond Space '67. Robert Hutton. Caped spacemen need slaves on the moon; a physicist and his girlfriend deal with them. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.? They Won't Forget '37. Claude Rains. A teacher becomes a pawn in an ambitious district attorney's manipulative handling of a murder case in the Deep South. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)? Thirteen Conversations About One Thing '01. Matthew McConaughey. A hit-and-run driver and a teacher who cheats on his wife feel guilty for their actions. (R) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 4:45 A.M. (CC)? This Is England '06. Thomas Turgoose. A fatherless boy in 1980s Britain joins a gang of skinheads and falls under the spell of a charismatic ex-con who sides with racists. (NR) (1:55) SHO: Sun. 1:05 P.M.? Tigerland '00. Colin Farrell. A recruit tries to get discharged from infantry training for Vietnam at Fort Lake, La., in 1971. (R) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)? Till the Clouds Roll By '46. Robert Walker. Songwriter Jerome Kern recalls his career on the opening night of his December 1927. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M.? The Time Traveler's Wife '09. Rachel McAdams. The unusual genetic makeup of a librarian causes him to travel back and forth through time, so that he and his beloved are always out of sync. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 12:45 P.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)? Timecop '94. Jean-Claude Van Damme. In 1994 a 2004 Washington policeman saves his wife and stops a sinister senator from buying the presidency. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 4:10 P.M. (CC)? To Hell and Back '55. Audie Murphy. Audie Murphy plays himself in this dramatization of the heroics that made him World War II's most decorated soldier. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 5:30 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)? Tootsie '82. Dustin Hoffman. The Oscar-winning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 8 A.M., 5:15 A.M.? Top Gun '86. Tom Cruise. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a civilian astrophysicist. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 11 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)? Tortilla Heaven '07. Jos?? Z????iga. Isidor has the best restaurant in the world, but his town has only 73 people, then one day, the face of Jesus appears on one of his tortillas. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)? Trading Places '83. Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. (R) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 11 P.M.? Traffic in Souls '13. Matt Moore. Silent. White slavers force unsuspecting women to join a prostitution ring. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 9 P.M.? Training Day '01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 3:55 A.M. (CC)? Transamerica '05. Felicity Huffman. A preoperative transsexual and his troubled son drive from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)? Transporter 3 '08. Jason Statham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrainian woman, are fitted with shackles that will explode if they wander too far from his car. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 8:15 P.M.? Transsiberian '08. Woody Harrelson. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer's trail. (R) (1:50) SHO: Thu. 6:25 P.M., 1:30 A.M.? Trapped in Paradise '94. Nicolas Cage. Overly kind townspeople prevent bank robbers from escaping. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)? Tremors '90. Kevin Bacon. Four big worms with multiple tongues dig high-speed around people in the middle of nowhere. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 10:30 P.M.? Troy '04. Brad Pitt. The fierce warrior Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War, ignited when Paris abducts Helen of Troy. (R) (3:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)? True Lies '94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:00) TNT: Wed. 8 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)? True Romance '93. Christian Slater. A Detroit comic-book store clerk and his floozy wife flee to Hollywood with a suitcase full of mob cocaine. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)? The Truman Show '98. Jim Carrey. An unwitting man's life is arranged for him, captured on hidden cameras and broadcast internationally. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)? Turner & Hooch '89. Tom Hanks. A fastidious policeman is teamed with a slobbering canine. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)? 12 '07. Sergei Makovetsky. Twelve jurors from a fragmented Russian society must decide the fate of a Chechen teenager on trial for killing his stepfather. (PG-13) (2:45) STZ: Thu. 6:30 A.M.? 12 Rounds '09. John Cena. A cop must navigate through an elaborate series of traps and puzzles to save his kidnapped fiancee from a vengeful criminal. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 9 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)? 12:01 '93. Jonathan Silverman. Trapped in a time warp on a Tuesday that keeps repeating, a clerk races to change fate and save the woman he loves. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)? 28 Days Later '02. Cillian Murphy. Survivors try to stay a step ahead of vicious, virus-infected humans that have overrun London. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 2 A.M.? 21 Grams '03. Sean Penn. The lives of a terminally ill professor and an ex-convict intersect with a woman who lost her family in a car accident. (R) (2:05) HBO: Mon. 3:55 A.M. (CC)? Twilight '08. Kristen Stewart. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 6:15 A.M., 7 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M.? Twins '88. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 7:40 A.M.? 2 Fast 2 Furious '03. Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 2:20 P.M., 9:50 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)? The Two Mr. Kissels '08. John Stamos. The murders of real-estate mogul Andrew Kissel and his brother, Robert. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)? 2012 '09. John Cusack. A failed writer tries to lead his family to safety, as the world falls apart during a series of global cataclysms. (PG-13) (2:45) STZ: Sun. 6:45 A.M.U? The Ugly Truth '09. Katherine Heigl. A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged producer through a series of outrageous tests to prove his theories about relationships. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)? Underclassman '05. Nick Cannon. A rookie policeman works under cover at a prep school to investigate the mysterious death of a student. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)? The Undeserved '04. Paul Sado. A teenage science prodigy and his troubled friend uncover shocking secrets about their hometown. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 4:50 A.M.? Undisputed '02. Wesley Snipes. A gangster arranges a boxing match between the heavyweight champion, jailed for rape, and the prison's best fighter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)? The Uninvited '09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man's new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 4 P.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? The Untouchables '87. Kevin Costner. Eliot Ness and his men fight Al Capone in Chicago during Prohibition. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 5:30 P.M., Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)? Urban Cowboy '80. John Travolta. A Texas farmer moves to the city, immerses himself in honky-tonk and falls for a sexy cowgirl. (PG) (3:00) WE: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)V? Valentine's Day '10. Jessica Alba. A diverse group of Los Angeles residents wends its way through love, romance and heartbreak over the course of a single day. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)? Valkyrie '08. Tom Cruise. Fearing that Hitler will destroy his beloved Germany, Col. Claus von Stauffenberg joins a group of high-ranking men who are plotting to assassinate him. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Tue. 9:35 P.M. (CC)? Vanilla Sky '01. Tom Cruise. A wealthy womanizer has trouble distinguishing dreams from reality after a car accident leaves him disfigured. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. 2:30 P.M.? The Vanishing '93. Jeff Bridges. A kidnapper contacts his victim's Seattle boyfriend three years after the crime. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 1:10 A.M. (CC)? Vault of Horror '73. Anna Massey. Five tales: (PG) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)? The Vicious Kind '09. Adam Scott. A man tries to break up his brother and his new girlfriend and becomes infatuated with her. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)? Vicky Cristina Barcelona '08. Javier Bardem. Sexual sparks ignite when a hot-tempered woman arrives in the midst of her former lover's fling with two American tourists. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 11 A.M., 10 P.M.? The Village '04. Bryce Dallas Howard. Members of a 19th-century community fear the strange creatures that inhabit the surrounding forest. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Thu. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.? Von Ryan's Express '65. Frank Sinatra. An Air Force colonel and a British major seize a Nazi prison train and make a run for the Swiss border. (NR) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)W? W. '08. Josh Brolin. George W. Bush transforms himself from a ne'er-do-well son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Mon. noon (CC)? Wake '10. Bijou Phillips. At a funeral, an emotionally isolated woman finally makes a connection with someone. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 4:50 P.M. (CC)? A Walk on the Moon '99. Diane Lane. A dissatisfied housewife sows wild oats with a traveling salesman at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1969. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 9:30 P.M.? Warren Miller's Dynasty '09. Extreme winter sports feats from Norway, Alaska and Canada. (NR) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 4:15 A.M.? Watchmen '09. Billy Crudup. After his former colleague is murdered, a masked vigilante uncovers a plot to discredit and destroy the world's superheroes. (R) (2:45) HBO: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)? We're Rich Again '34. Edna May Oliver. A polo-playing grandmother and her broke brood get back in the money with a Wall Street bet. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 3:45 P.M.? What a Girl Wants '03. Amanda Bynes. A vivacious teenager leaves New York in order to meet her estranged father in London. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Tue. 7:30 P.M. (CC)? What About Bob? '91. Bill Murray. A patient follows a pop psychiatrist on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)? What Happens in Vegas '08. Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M.? What's Love Got to Do With It '93. Angela Bassett. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)? When in Rome '10. Kristen Bell. Magic coins bring an assortment of odd suitors to a disillusioned woman, but a persistent reporter may hold the promise of real romance. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 2:25 A.M., Wed. 1:05 P.M., 7:25 P.M., Sat. 2:20 A.M.? Where the Heart Is '00. Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a pregnant teenager leaves her broke and abandoned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Sat. 3 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)? While She Was Out '08. Kim Basinger. A woman fights with a gang that is trying to kill her. (R) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)? While the Children Sleep '07. Gail O'Grady. A couple hire a live-in baby sitter who hatches a plan to harm the mother. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)? Whip It '09. Ellen Page. Stifled in her mother's world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)? Whiteout '09. Kate Beckinsale. The only U.S. Marshal assigned to Antarctica has just three days to solve the continent's first murder before six months of darkness strand her with the killer. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 1:05 A.M., Sat. 10:45 A.M. (CC)? Who Framed Roger Rabbit '88. Bob Hoskins. Live action/animated. In a world where cartoons coexist with humans, a private eye tries to clear a long-eared fugitive of murder charges. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)? Who Is Clark Rockefeller? '10. Eric McCormack. German con artist Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter poses as a member of the Rockefeller family. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)? Why Did I Get Married? '07. Tyler Perry. Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)? Wild River '60. Montgomery Clift. An old woman will not budge for a Tennessee Valley Authority agent or his 1930s dam. (NR) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 4:20 A.M. (CC)? Wild Wild West '99. Will Smith. Secret agent James T. West and his partner fight evil inventor Dr. Loveless who plans to assassinate President Grant. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)? The Wings of Eagles '57. John Wayne. Based on the life of Frank Wead, an aviation pioneer whose devotion to the Navy took priority over his family. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)? Within Our Gates '20. Lawrence Chenault. Silent. A white doctor falls in love with a mulatto woman who has returned to Boston to raise money for a Southern school. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 3:15 A.M.? Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie '09. Selena Gomez. A young wizard conjures a spell that puts her family in jeopardy. (1:45) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M.? The Woman in Green '45. Basil Rathbone. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson follow Moriarty's trail to a hypnotist called Lydia. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)? The Woman in the Window '44. Edward G. Robinson. A sober professor meets a model and gets mixed up in murder when his family goes away. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4:30 A.M.? Woman on the Beach '47. Joan Bennett. A Coast Guard officer haunted by the past, a blinded artist and his unhappy wife form an emotional triangle. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)? The Women '08. Meg Ryan. A grave betrayal causes cracks in the friendship between two women, while the rest of those in their circle begin to question their own relationships. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)? World's Greatest Dad '09. Robin Williams. A high-school poetry teacher is also a single father and dreams of becoming a successful writer, but a freak accident leads to both tragedy and opportunity. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 9:35 P.M. (CC)? The Wrong Man '56. Henry Fonda. A New York nightclub musician and his wife endure an ordeal of mistaken identity. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M.? Wrong Turn '03. Desmond Harrington. Three inbred cannibals terrorize a medical student and five campers in a remote area of West Virginia. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)? Wushu Warrior '08. Matt Frewer. In 19th-century China, a man unwittingly kidnaps the daughter of a brutal lord. (PG-13) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 7 A.M., 4:45 P.M.X? XChange '00. Stephen Baldwin. In a future where people travel by exchanging bodies, an executive's corporeal form is stolen by an assassin. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 1:50 A.M. (CC)Y? Yankee Doodle in Berlin '19. Bothwell Browne. Silent. An American aviator dresses like a woman to steal a valuable map from the Germans. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 8:45 P.M.? Yonkers Joe '08. Chazz Palminteri. A con man's family gets in the way of a scheme. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)? You Got Served '04. Marques Houston. Street dancers work together to win a competition worth $50,000 and a spot in a music video. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.? You Kill Me '07. Ben Kingsley. An alcoholic assassin heads west to dry out and lands a job in a mortuary, where he meets a relative of one of his many victims. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 10 A.M., 2:15 A.M.? You, Me and Dupree '06. Owen Wilson. Three become a crowd when a newlywed invites his jobless buddy to temporarily move in with him and his wife. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 1:20 P.M. (CC)? Young Ideas '43. Susan Peters. Following her disappearance, a writer resurfaces at a resort as the wife of a man she was warned against marrying. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 4 A.M.Z? Zombieland '09. Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (R) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 12:50 A.M., Sat. 11:50 A.M., 7:25 P.M.?First published on November 7, 2010 at 12:00 am

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